How charming, nothing could be cuter and more harmless than a ladybird *turns to camera #2*, OR COULD IT? There is a nasty rumour going round that a plague of ladybirds (!) tainted the 04 vintage in burgundy with their sexual signalling chemicals, as reported by a well-informed comment by Andrew Connor here. I hate to be the fearmonger, but are you sure that you were not scouted out or - god forbid - sexually signalled by your visitor in preparation of an attack on your wardrobe?
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
How charming, nothing could be cuter and more harmless than a ladybird *turns to camera #2*, OR COULD IT? There is a nasty rumour going round that a plague of ladybirds (!) tainted the 04 vintage in burgundy with their sexual signalling chemicals, as reported by a well-informed comment by Andrew Connor here. I hate to be the fearmonger, but are you sure that you were not scouted out or - god forbid - sexually signalled by your visitor in preparation of an attack on your wardrobe?