Based on the special features of the Champagne posting that you mentioned, here's what I think took people so long:
1. Listen to Oasis song
2. Go to dictionary to puzzle out cool Latin motto
3. Listen to Oasis all over again
4. Look for place to scribble down or file to save cool Latin motto
5. Look for more Latin mottos / Oasis videos, leaving browser window open
6. Reflect on laddism and classical education as two equally doomed social phenomena
Grower Champagne procrastination
Based on the special features of the Champagne posting that you mentioned, here's what I think took people so long:
1. Listen to Oasis song
2. Go to dictionary to puzzle out cool Latin motto
3. Listen to Oasis all over again
4. Look for place to scribble down or file to save cool Latin motto
5. Look for more Latin mottos / Oasis videos, leaving browser window open
6. Reflect on laddism and classical education as two equally doomed social phenomena